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  Ahaan! Horror stories pasand hain? Toh lo ek chhoti lekin darawani kahani — asli ya kalpanik, tum decide karo: "Phone se aayi awaaz" Ravi ek IT company mein kaam karta tha. Ek din raat ko 1:30 baje uska phone baja. Caller ID blank thi. Socha spam hoga, ignore kar diya. 5 minute baad fir se phone aaya. Iss baar background mein sirf ek awaaz thi — “Main dekh rahi hoon…” Ravi ghabra gaya. Number trace nahi ho raha tha. Usne turant phone switch off kar diya. Agli subah jab utha, to dekha uske phone ke gallery mein ek nayi photo thi — uske bedroom ki — aur usme woh khud soya hua tha . Lekin sabse darawani baat? Us photo ko lene wala koi nahi tha. Chhoti thi lekin chilling thi, hai na?

Murga Alarm Clock Ramu ek gaon mein rehta tha. Uska ek murga tha jo roz subah 5 baje “kukdukuuu” karke sabko jaga deta tha. Gaon wale us murge se bade khush the. Ek din Ramu ne socha, "Murga itna kaam karta hai, ise chhutti milni chahiye!" Toh usne murge ko Sunday ko nahi jagaya — aur poora gaon sone reh gaya! Gaon wale gusse mein aaye, bole: "Ramu! Murga kahan hai?" Ramu bola: "Aaj uska Sunday hai!" Ek budhiya boli: "Toh kal se hum sab alarm lagayenge!" Agle din, subah 5 baje sabke phones ek saath bajne lage — “Tring tring! Beep beep! Kukdukuuu ringtone!” Murga uth kar bola: "Yeh kya tamasha hai? Mujhe hi karne do mera kaam!" Us din se murga wapas duty par, aur Ramu ne bhi murge ki chhutti cancel kar di 😄 Seekh? Jo kaam expert karta hai, usse mat roko — warna “human alarm” bajne lagte hain! 

B andar Aur Chashma Ek din ek bandar jungle mein ghoom raha tha. Ghoomte-ghoomte usse zameen par ek chashma mila. Bandar ne chashma uthaya, pehna… aur bola: "Wah! Sab kuch kitna saaf dikh raha hai… par ruk ja! Yeh toh jungle hi hai! TV kahan hai?!" Phir usne ek bandar ko dekha aur bola: "Oye tu toh mujhe mere jaisa hi lag raha hai! Lagta hai chashma jadoo wala hai!" Woh khud ko ek darpan mein dekhta hai aur chillata hai: "Arre! Yeh bandar toh mujhe copy kar raha hai!" Gusse mein chashma tod diya… aur phir se andhera dikhai dene laga. Phir bola: "Ab theek hai… sab kuch pehle jaisa ho gaya!" S eekh? Bandar ko chashma do, entertainment free milta hai 😄Aur chahiye toh batao!